depsidase:

evilscientist3:

sanitymakesposts:

sanitymakesposts:

sanitymakesposts:

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

look boss, our quarterly “subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd” budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

He’s having t cog problems

scarlettaagni:

“what does Cyclonus see in Galvatron?”

he sees two things, first of all

were–ralph:

satyriconmp3:

satyriconmp3:

the gifs i find on this website… you guys are art curators

this is not about gifsets this is about shit like this

lostthingy:

beep beep

iconuk01:

cyberphuck:

One of my absolute favorite tropes is
“We have taken the one you love most!”
“Oh, have you? Good fukken luck lmao”
*distant screams of kidnappers as loved one escapes*

or the flipside:

“We’ve kidnapped you!”
“You are in so much trouble. You are in so much fucking trouble. You are in the most trouble ever, oh my god.”
*DOOR EXPLODES INWARDS AS LOVED ONE ARRIVES*

and the alternate:

*vehicle pulls up, door opens, person is shoved out, door slams, vehicle screeches away*
“Did you get kidnapped??”
“For a minute yeah”

To add to the last one:

“How much did they give you to leave?”
“Forty bucks, not much, but it was all they had on them”

lgbtlunaverse:

It’s a unique type of frustration when you agree that a character is deeply flawed but other people keep missing what’s actually wrong with them and assigning them new flaws that they don’t even have it’s like free my man he did none of that. He did a bunch of other shit tho.